WHO IS MIKE!

Tenna's always talking to Mike, right...? Well, ya see, sometimes he wants to come to this room and... "visit" him. It's been that way since TV world! But he gets really moody if Mike isn't there... And takes it out on us. Now, here's the thing about that. Mike has NEVER been here!!! Not ONCE!!! And in order to stop Tenna from getting his nose twisted up... We just started taking turns pretending to be him! And you know what the weird thing is!? It actually worked!!! As long as there's a Mike, Tenna actually believes it!! Obviously, we couldn't let you in here, or you'd snitch. ... But it's too late now. Our conspiracy is busted. ... Just, before you tell Tenna, lemme ask you one last thing Who's Mike?! Who is he?! 'cause none of us have ever seen him! None of us! Ever! Every time Tenna asks Mike to do something, it's either like... He just does it himself, we do it secretly, or... It just sorta happens! So who is Mike!? Who is he!? Is he just Tenna's imaginary friend!? Is he Tenna's alter-ego!? Like some alternate personality or something?! And why the hell does he get so much love and attention!? WHO THE HELL IS MIKE!?